HANH?! – Yeezianity – The Church of Kanye West

I almost couldn’t wrap my head around this one. An anonymous group online has formed the religion of Yeezianity, which worships, you guessed it, Yeezus himself. Kanye West. Yeezus probably doesn’t know that it exists just yet, because he’d either love it or have it shut down, like he ordered for the bitcoin service Coinye. Most likely the latter. The group’s founder chooses to remain anonymous (and really, why wouldn’t you) but recently did an interview with Noisey. Essentially, the message is that like Kanye, you too are a god. It’s an overall message of positivity, complete with five pillars (because it’s a religion, and why not?):

1. All things created must be for the good of All
2. No human being’s right to express themselves must ever be repressed
3. Money is unnecessary except as a means of exchange
4. Man possesses the power to create everything he wants and needs
5. All human suffering exists to stimulate the creative powers of Man

No word on whether or not the religion allows people to get married at the MAAAAAALLLLLL.

View the Yeezianity website here.

Bonus: Check out this fan video for “I Am A God”:

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