According to a Reddit how-to Google Translate can easily become Google Beatbox. Just do the following:

1) Go to Google Translate

2) Set the translator to translate German to German

3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch

4) Click “listen”

5) Be amazed 🙂

A user named IamDave also made a guide for the percussion sounds. I would like to thank him.

zk = suspended cymbal
bschk = snare
pv = brush
bk = bass
tk = flam1
vk = roll tap
kt = flam2
kttp = flam tap
krp = hi hat tap
pv = short roll
th = better hi hat
thp, ds = instant rimshot.

I came up with the following: bk th th bschk th th th th bk bschk th th bk th th bschk th th th th bk bschk th th

Copy and paste that as much as you want, and rave with your friends. Comment with any crazy beats you come up with. Side note: Your homework is probably not getting done for a while now if you’re playing with this.